BLOODY PARENTING ANECDOTES #93: Games

The Smallest Daughter bounced up to me.

“Mummy, can we play I Spy?”
“Sure.”
“You go first, Mummy!”
“OK. I Spy with my little eye, something beginning with…”
“POO POO!” *chortles*
“Ha, very silly. Right, I Spy with my little eye, something beginning with…”
“POO POO!” *hee hee hee*
“Enough now. I Spy with my little eye, something beginning with…”
“POO POO!” *guffaw*
“Sweetheart, we can’t play I Spy if you’re just going to bellow ‘Poo poo’ every time I start talking”.
“OK mummy, I won’t do it again.”
“Thanks. I Spy with my little eye, something beginning with…”
“WEE WEE!” *nearly expires with laughter*

That’s my girl…