Bubble trouble

Delivery Man: Sorry mate, your parcel got damaged in transit and it came open. Looks like the contents are missing.

Me: Oh no, seriously?

DM: Yeah, look, there’s nothing in here but bubble wrap. Any idea what was supposed to be in here?

Me: I can’t remember. I’ve ordered a few things recently. How annoying.

DM: No worries mate, I’ll just take it back to the depot and report it damaged. They’ll send you a new one.

Me: Hang on…. It’s ok. Just remembered, I ordered a load of bubble wrap.