Delivery Man: Sorry mate, your parcel got damaged in transit and it came open. Looks like the contents are missing.
Me: Oh no, seriously?
DM: Yeah, look, there’s nothing in here but bubble wrap. Any idea what was supposed to be in here?
Me: I can’t remember. I’ve ordered a few things recently. How annoying.
DM: No worries mate, I’ll just take it back to the depot and report it damaged. They’ll send you a new one.
Me: Hang on…. It’s ok. Just remembered, I ordered a load of bubble wrap.