Glasgow is a wonderful place. I had a pretty tremendous time there, but my favourite memory was trying to get from the exhibition centre, back into the heart of the city, when a bus pulled up.
Bus driver: Hi! Nice necklace.
Me: Thanks! Are you going to the city centre?
BD: No, you want Derek.
Me: Excuse me?
BD: Derek. He’s driving the bus that’s about five minutes behind me.
And yes, Derek did drive me back to the city centre (and was somewhat surprised when I greeted him with a hearty “HI DEREK!” What a charming place).