Me to Security Guard: “Um, there’s a guy in aisle 4 with his trousers round his ankles, & his bum’s on display”.
SG: “I know”.
*pause*
Me: “So… are you going to do anything about it?”
SG: “No. Would you want to?”
Me: “No. Fair point.”
All the Awkward. All the Time.
Me to Security Guard: “Um, there’s a guy in aisle 4 with his trousers round his ankles, & his bum’s on display”.
SG: “I know”.
*pause*
Me: “So… are you going to do anything about it?”
SG: “No. Would you want to?”
Me: “No. Fair point.”