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Anyone else feel genuine fear when posting a letter in a post box?

Every time, as I drop a letter in, my brain goes “OH NO I DROPPED MY HOUSE KEYS IN AS WELL” (they were never in my hand in the first place)

“OH NO MY RING HAS FALLEN OFF MY HAND” (I don’t wear one)

“OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED MY BOSS A RESIGNATION LETTER” (Where did that come from?)

“OH NO IS THERE A DOBERMAN IN THIS POST BOX?” (no, obvs)

“OH NO I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED MY WALLET”

“OH NO I THINK MY FINGERS HAVE COME OFF” (etc).

Anyone else? Anyone?