I was so pregnant that I waddled. Everything ached. Although exhausted, I was still looking forward to supper with friends.
As I reached the restaurant, a man stopped me. He was lounging against the wall; later, I realised that he was probably too drunk to stand up straight.
“You’re pregnant!”, he slurred.
“Yes. I’m pregnant.”
I tried to walk past him, but he grabbed my wrist and started telling me how he’d never wanted kids, that he’d make a terrible father, that he wished he’d loved someone enough to have children with them, that he always wanted to have a son; the sentences clashing, contradicting and bumping against each other. He talked and talked at me, while I thought of my friends sat inside, and wondered how to get myself free. He held my wrist, talking and talking.
I suffer from extreme politeness. I stood there and nodded, horribly aware that in being polite to this man, I was being rude to my friends as the time got later and later. And then:
“I have to touch your bump.”
Now, I’m not comfortable being touched at the best of times. My skin is quite sensitive and it can be rather overwhelming. And when it’s someone I don’t know, I get really uncomfortable.
“Really? Do you have to?”
“Yes. Let me touch your bump and then you can go.”
Today Me is typing this with shame and anger. Today Me wants to go back in time to that moment and shout at the guy, leave her alone, let her go. I wish I’d handled it differently. But I didn’t, I muttered, “OK”. I was desperate to go and it seemed like a decent trade-off.
He let go of my wrist, but grabbed my top and started trying to put his other hand up inside it.
Enough polite. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
“I want to touch your bump.”
“OVER MY CLOTHES.”
“No. It has to be your bare skin or it doesn’t count.”
“NO. I NEED TO GO NOW.”
I forcibly removed his hand from my top.
“Fine. But take my email address. You need to tell me when you have the baby what sex it is. But don’t bother telling me if it’s a girl. I only want to hear if it’s a boy.”
I waited, furious, humiliated, hot-cheeked, while he scribbled down an address on a scrap of paper and handed it to me.
I joined my friends at the table, apologised for being late, and waited to stop shaking.
Anyway. I had a girl. I didn’t email him.