Me: “So kids, you can choose three foods that no-one can ever make you eat again. What do you go for?”
Elder Daughter: “Mushrooms, courgettes, and the crunchy bits on macaroni cheese.”
Smallest Daughter: “Courgettes, mice and Wuffles the hamster”.
Me: “No-one is ever going to cook you mice or the hamster”.
SD: “Just in case, leave them on the list”.
Phrases I have actually uttered at the petting zoo: