*ding dong*
I opened the door to find two nice ladies smiling at me.
Lady 1: “Hello! Isn’t it a lovely day?”
Me: “Sure is! Have you come to sell me some religion?”
Lady 2: “Well, we were in your neighbourhood and yes, we’re spreading the good news.”
Me: “Sounds lovely, but I’m fine for religion, thank you.”
Lady 1: “We’re Jehovah’s Witnesses and we want to share our joy.”
Me: “How wonderful for you! I’m Jewish and I’m also full of joy.”
Lady 1: “Would you like one of our leaflets?”
Me: “Sure, I’d be more than happy to learn about your religion, if you’re prepared to learn about Judaism.”
Lady 2: “Errrm, not really.”
Me: “Well, if you want me to keep an open mind about your religion then you need to the same with everyone else’s. Have a wonderful day!”