“Do One Thing A Day That Scares You”

OK, over-familiar shop window, I’m in!

So, I just snogged a shark and later I’m going to fly a helicopter while blindfolded. Tomorrow, who knows? Disguising myself as a seal and climbing into the polar bear enclosure at London Zoo? Figuring out if I’ll ever be able to afford to retire? Contemplating the bleakness and futility of existence?

THE WINNING LINES: tales from my dating days #2

We’d been seeing each other for a while, but he kept telling me that he wasn’t ready for a proper relationship. Then, he sent me an email explaining that he really liked me but had some concerns.

Helpfully, he included them as a list.

Concern number 7 was “You’re allergic to cats, and I hope to own a cat someday”.