My Middle Daughter came running up to me and gave me a massive hug.
MD: “I love you mummy.”
Me: “I love you too sweetheart.”
MD: “I’ll leave flowers on your grave every day when you die.”
Me: “……… thanks, sweetheart.”
This is far from the only time my children have said this sort of thing to me. Does anyone else’s kids do this, or are mine just unusually sinister?