Phrases I have actually uttered at the petting zoo:
“Careful darling, don’t poke the rabbit in the eye”
“No, don’t blow a raspberry on him either.”
“DO NOT LICK THE RABBIT.”
“SERIOUSLY. STOP LICKING THE RABBIT.”
All the Awkward. All the Time.
Phrases I have actually uttered at the petting zoo:
“Careful darling, don’t poke the rabbit in the eye”
“No, don’t blow a raspberry on him either.”
“DO NOT LICK THE RABBIT.”
“SERIOUSLY. STOP LICKING THE RABBIT.”